Movies out today:
Last House on the Left - While many people I know are outspoken against this movie, I've decided to give it a shot. I know that the original involved a woman seducing a man and biting off his downstairs, but I'm going to see the new one anyway. I thought it was scary, but now it just looks cool. Not that I think biting off someone's downstairs is a good thing...
Miss March - This movie looks dumb. It doesn't even have any hunky men to draw me in. Just Hugh Hefner who is beyond icky.
Race to Witch Mountain - I really wanna see this movie. I love Dah-wayne Johnson. "The Rock Obama" = Priceless. Also, is it just me or is anyone else slightly attracted to that little blond boy? I looked, he's not even 17. That's wrong on so many levels. But seriously, when he is just standing there as that car slams into him? Come on! Anyone?
If you smmmmeeeeelllllll what the Goodies are cookin'
Underrated movie of the post: Be Cool. This is the sequel to Get Shorty, but I saw Be Cool and I'm glad I did because seeing Get Shorty might have thrown me off. Be Cool is infinitely better than Get Shorty, probably just a generational thing because there are more "hip" actors in Be Cool, but I don't care. Need more proof? The Rock is a flaming homosexual and Vince Vaughn is the ultimate "wigger". It's amazing, go see it.
Movies to see: Last House on the Left, Race to Witch Mountain, and Be Cool (don't even bother with Get Shorty).
Trailer of the post: Planet 51. I honestly don't know what this movie is going to be about, but it looks humorous regardless. I like the concept as well.
Name 7 Dah-wayne Johnson: Rundown, Game Plan, Mummy Returns, Scorpion King, Be Cool, Get Smart, Southland Tales.
The Rock was in Southland Tales with J.Tim. (Justin Timberlake) who was in Alpha Dog with Bruce Willis who was in 12 Monkeys with Brad Pitt who was in Sleepers with Kevin Bacon: 4 steps. (I know it's a long one, but it got pretty much all my favorite actors in one go. Yay me.)
Quote Quiz #52 winner: K-to the-T Hesser with Prime! I knew it was a tricksy one and I managed to throw off Katrina. Huzzah!
Quote Quiz #53: Name this Dah-wayne Johnson movie:
"Portman, you need to shut up."
a. Gridiron Gang
b. Doom
c. Southland Tales
d. Be Cool
1 comment:
i have no idea whatsoever cuz i've never seen any of those. but i'm going to guess 'be cool,' because that quote totally sounds like something a flaming homosexual would say ;)
so, in conclusion, d.
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