3-in-1: Scarlett Johansson, Michael Keaton, Jane Lynch

DVDs out 5/24

Gnomeo & Juliet - Shakespeare's classic play is redone with garden gnomes. (Seriously? I mean, I dislike Shakespeare, but who's idea was it to do this? Why? Just...why?)

I Am Number Four - An alien teenager has to fend off other mean aliens while also dealing with hormones and angst. (The book was far better and the movie took some extreme liberties, but it was still a pretty great movie. I highly recommend it.)

Movies out 5/27

The Hangover Part II - The guys travel to Thailand for Stu's wedding and it all happens again. (I didn't think it was possible, but this movie was way more disgusting and appalling than the first. And I loved every minute of it!)

Kung Fu Panda 2 - Po must fend off an evil peacock. (Yeah, these movies weren't really made for plot lines, but they're hilarious and I plan on seeing it.)

DVDs out 5/31

Drive Angry 3D - Nicolas Cage must break out of Hell to avenge his daughter's death and save her baby from a madman. (What? How could this gem of a movie have already gone to DVD? I'm shocked. I hope this doesn't upset Nicolas Cage's chance for an Oscar...)

Not-So-Awesome, Pretty Awesome, and Super Awesome Goodies

Underrated movies of the post:

Eight-Legged Freaks. A small town in Arizona is overrun by giant, mutated spiders. (Despite my phobia, I really liked this movie. Mostly because David Arquette is the last person anyone would expect to save people from giant spiders. I love that man.)
Multiplicity. A man stumbles upon cloning and things get out of hand. (I really liked this movie when I was little. I'm not sure why, but it was one of my favorites. But I do love Michael Keaton. A lot.)
Role Models. Two guys have to spend time with some little kids as part of their community service. (Jane Lynch was pretty much the best part of this movie. She walks the line between ridiculous and even more ridiculous and stole every scene she was in. It was her pre-gaming to Sue Sylvester, only dirtier.)

Trailers of the post

Friends with Benefits. Two friends are sick of relationships so they decide to have emotionless sex with each other. (Justin Timberlake is super sexy, Mila Kunis is awesome, and the trailer looks hilarious. I just hope these are all the funny parts and I also hope it doesn't get too sappy/romantic in the end... As Michael Till will tell you, there is nothing worse than a comedy turning into a chick flick. See: Zach and Miri Make a Porno.)



Harry Potter 7.2. The epic conclusion of the series is here! (I'm pretty pumped for this. And not only because I'm kind of tired of it all. I mean, it's been a long 14 years and it's finally time to put Harry to rest... But this movie looks freaking amazing!)

Name 7 (more) ScarJo:

Eight Legged Freaks, He's Just Not That Into You, Home Alone 3, Black Dahlia, In Good Company, The Spirit, Lost in Translation

Name 7 Michael Keaton:

Batman, Mr Mom, Multiplicity, Herbie: Fully Loaded, First Daughter, Beetlejuice, Much Ado About Nothing

Name 7 Jane Lynch:

Role Models, Talladega Nights, Ice Age 3, Post Grad, Julie and Julia, Shrek 4, Paul

Kevin Bacon Games:

ScarJo was in He's Just Not That Into You with Jen Aniston who was in Picture Perfect with Kevin Bacon: 2 steps
Michael Keaton was in Toy Story 3 with Tom Hanks who was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon: 2 steps
Jane Lynch was in Ice Age 3 with Queen Latifah who was in Beauty Shop with Kevin Bacon: 2 steps

QQ #264 winner:

Katie gets it with The Curious Case of Benjamin Button!

QQ #265: name this ScarJo movie:

"You have an ass that makes me wanna dry hump!"

a. Nanny Diaries
b. He's Just Not that Into You
c. Scoop
d. In Good Company

QQ #266: name this Michael Keaton movie:

"You know, sometimes it's a good thing having a big butt."

a. Beetlejuice
b. Post Grad
c. Jack Frost
d. Herbie: Fully Loaded

QQ #267: name this Jane Lynch movie:

"He's performing a public colonoscopy. Isn't that sweet?"

a. Best in Show
b. The 40 Year-Old Virgin
c. Role Models
d. Paul