Jennifer Aniston

Uninteresting movies coming out in theaters tomorrow:

Bride Wars - While I like Kate Hudson and find Anne Hathaway mildly entertaining, this movie looks dumb. Despite the fine fiances each one has AND Kristen Johnson from 3rd Rock, this movie just looks horrible. It goes along the same lines of what I like to call "Meet the Parents-esque". Essentially, a person, or in this case two people, do horrible and embarrassing things that end up ruining lives. No thanks.

The Unborn - Uh... I don't think so. Scary movies are out in my book. Also it's rated PG-13 so it's bound to suck regardless.

Anti-Angelina Goodies

Underrated movie of the post: Bruce Almighty. While Jennifer Aniston isn't the star of this movie, she did do a very good job. She made everyone realize that Jim Carrey was being a jerk even though is is by far the greatest comedic actor of our generation. Bold statement, but I believe it so it must be true. Also, everyone just knew her as Rachel from friends and this was one of the first films she did toward the end of friends to assert herself as film-star material. But besides all that, this movie is hilarious!

Movies to see: Bruce Almighty and any of the 12, count 'em 12 new movies I got for only $50. $50!! That's less than $5 per movie. Jealous? You should be.

Assault on Precinct 13 - Ethan Hawke has to protect an almost deserted precinct from some gangstas.
Die Hard - No explanation needed. At least, you shouldn't need any explanation.
Firewall - Paul Bettany holds Harrison Ford's family hostage until he robs the bank he works for.
The Illusionist - Edward Norton is an illusionist who is in love with Jessica Biel who is betrothed to Rufus Sewell, the Crown Prince.
Italian Job - Again, no explanation needed.
Mission Impossible 3 - Tom Cruise takes on Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Prime - Uma Thurman starts dating her therapist, Meryl Streep's twenty-something son.
Swordfish - John Travolta forces Hugh Jackman to hack into a bank and steal money.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - Nick Stahl is John Conner, Claire Danes is his future wife and the Arnold plays... (gasp) a Terminator!
Timeline - Paul Walker and Gerard Butler go back in time to rescue his father.
Wedding Date - Debra Messing hires Dermot Mulroney to be her date to her sister, Amy Adam's wedding.
Wimbledon - Pual Bettany is an aging tennis player who falls for Kirsten Dunst and they both try to win Wimbledon.

This brings me up to a total of 177! Two hundred here I come!

Trailer of the post: He's Just Not That Into You. Filled with stars and looks hilarious.



Name 7 Jennifer Aniston: Break-Up, Rumor Has It, Friends With Money, Office Space, Along Came Polly, Bruce Almighty, Picture Perfect.

Jennifer Aniston was in Picture Perfect with Kevin Bacon: 1 step.

Quote Quiz #34 winner: Molly with Pineapple Express!

Quote Quiz #35: Name this Jennifer Aniston movie:
"I don't want a dog that craps in a toilet!"

a. Marley & Me
b. Bruce Almighty
c. Friends With Money
d. The Break-Up