DVDs out Tuesday:
Defiance - I never saw this movie. It looked semi-interesting, but obviously not interesting enough to make me rush out to see it. It's another "we hate the Nazis" period-piece starring James Bond, Sabertooth, and Jumper #2 (Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, and Jamie Bell).
He's Just Not That Into You - This movie was way better than I expected it to be. It was very funny in most parts and mixed several stories that overlapped with one another. My favorite was the Ginnifer Goodwin/Justin Long one and the most annoying was the Scarlett Johansson/Bradley Cooper one. I actually preferred the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Aniston story over that one (which is saying something). All in all, I suggest you partake in this film if you are of the female gender.
MTV Movie Awards Highlights:
Twilight dominated by taking home far too many awards which leads me to believe that MTV viewers are dominated by tweens. Honestly, Twilight was NOT a better movie than Slumdog Millionaire and I was more than a little peeved that those other guys with talent lost out to Robert Pattinson. But I'm not going to dwell/rant because I'm sure I'm getting annoying already. So I've decided to issue my own awards. Yay!
The award for Stupidest Speech goes to:
Miley Cyrus! Settle down, honey, you only won for a song. Also saying "Um... Who else? Oh yeah! GAWD! Duh!" (really loud) just makes you look foolish rather than religious. And ending with "This is for you Andy! I'm on a BOAT!" (again, really loud) is just embarrassing because I'm sure Andy Samberg doesn't care.The award for Most Embarrassing Moment goes to:
Kristen Stewart! She dropped the popcorn! It was so painful, I felt like it was in slow-motion like a car wreck. That was hilarious.The award for Stupidest Hair goes to:
Both Zac Efron and Megan Fox. His was greasy and constantly in his face whereas hers was just slicked back making her forehead look like a ten-head.The award for Biggest Whiner goes to:
Eminem. So what if Sacha Baron Cohen falls from the sky and lands with his bare butt in your face (not exaggerating. It really happened exactly like that)? Don't be a baby and leave. It was obviously a joke, sheesh!The award for Funniest Speech goes to:
Jim Carrey. Did you expect any less from that brilliant man? I mean, he hit on Robert Pattinson with his mind!! He's a genius.The award for The Person Who Doesn't Care goes to:
Kristen Stewart, again! It seemed like every time she was put in front of a microphone she mumbled and spoke in monotone. Maybe she's shy in real life or maybe she thinks she's better than everyone else, but to me it seemed like she just didn't give a crap.Random Shout outs:
-Yay for Ashley Tisdale winning best Best Breakthrough Performance!-Where did Best Villain go?
-The Digital Short Song Montage with Forest Whitaker, LeAnn Rimes and Chris Isaak was beyond brilliant! Holy crap, I was laughing so hard!
-And, lastly, thank goodness the Jonas Brothers weren't there!
Vampire-ific Special Features
Underrated movie of the post:
Zathura. Sure it's just a space version of Jumanji, but who didn't love Jumanji? It was exciting and action-packed and taught small children not to hate their little brothers. That's a warm and fuzzy family film if I've ever seen one!Movies to see:
He's Just Not That Into You and Zathura.
Trailer of the post:
Here it is, Twilight Saga: New Moon.
Goodbye Edward and HELLLOOOO Jacob!! That Taylor Lautner kid is so fine (and younger than my brother. I feel gross...). I'm not going to lie. Despite all my ramblings against the Twilight movie, I am pretty pumped to see this (it may be the lack of Robert Pattinson or the presence of the werewolves or both. You can decide for yourself ;)
Name 7 Kristen Stewart:
Panic Room, The Messengers, Twilight, In the Land of Women, Into the Wild, Zathura, Adventureland.Kevin Bacon:
Kristen Stewart was in In the Land of Women with Meg Ryan who was in In the Cut with Kevin Bacon: 2 steps.Quote Quiz #78 winner:
Kristina upsets Molly's streak with Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Honestly, Justin Long was pretty much the funniest part of that movie.QQ #79: Name this Kristen Stewart movie:
"You guys actually set the house on fire?"
a. Zathura
b. In the Land of Women
c. Twilight
d. Adventureland
Post Script/Survey:
Have you noticed I changed "Goodies" to "Special Features"? I thought it was more relevant and has less of a sexual connotation. Haha. D'you like it?
a. Yes! You're freaking brilliant!
b. No! I like sexual connotations in blogs!
c. There's more to this blog than the Quote Quizzes?
3 comments:
I don't know the answer to the QQ and I choose B. for the survey-I totally dig sexual innuendo!
As for Kristen Stuart-I despise her and almost wish Bella died int he fourth book so I could have something to look forward to.
Also, I read the Em was in on the joke and producers wanted him to react that way. Originally they were thinking Paris Hilton (she declined) which would have been much funnier.
Kristina
i choose a)zathura. because that is what i would say to little brothers if i had them.
and i pick a), although i did not notice 'goodies' as an innuendo. bet katrina did, though. ;)
i pick b. for the survey - not for innuendo but for the fun of saying "goodies!". also, i dig the new format of headings that are centered (although i again plead for a color other than red)
for the quote quiz, i'm going to guess adventure land (can't remember which letter it was)
ps. i didn't not guess last time, you just update so quickly that i can't keep up!!
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